23 Jan 2012

Some lines on the London mayoral race

Who killed the Routemaster?
I, said Ken, with a stroke of my pen
I killed the Routemaster.

Who let it die?
I, said Hendy, for the bus that is bendy,
I let it die.

Who wants it back?
I, said the aptly-named Johnson
Thought it may be my swan-song
I want it back.*

*only it won't look the same or be half as good.

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