Hello Friends,
Tired of seeing washed up celebrities making auntyholes of themselves whilst relaunching their moribund 'careers'?
Fed up with being charitable to talentless nobodies taking their 15 minutes of fame?
And choose from our needy causes:
The Pigeon Foot Clinic
For our feathered disabled chums
The Lost Litter Foundation
Reuniting people with their lost litter
Men Cap
For men who have lost their cap
Salivation Army
For Homeless People who are sick of soup
Friends of ASBO
give violence a chance
UNICHEF
Charity for Anonymous chefs
BROWNPEACE
For people who like staying in
WE MEAN THIS MOST SINCERELY - DONATE TODAY - ONLY A LOT HELPS!
